"Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?" the King of All Media asked Harris.
"No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.
"How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" the Private Parts star asked the one-time Playmate.
"Like two seconds," Harris said.
"Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" the radio icon asked.
"Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."85-year-old Hugh wasn't too happy when he heard about this. I can't imagine any man would, regardless of his age.
"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef Tweeted Tuesday night.I'm sure the Playboy founder isn't all that worried about what the ladies think after her statement considering he's already got two new girlfriends, Anna Sophia Berlund & Shera Bechard.